The general branch reveals the most intimate female secrets and funny confessions

The general branch reveals the most intimate female secrets and funny confessions

Hundreds of women revealed their secrets and told what they never tell men.

A Reddit thread asking “what girls never say to guys?” attracted endless hilarious responses from women revealing their deepest secrets.

Some said they rarely wash their favorite bras, secretly hide good chocolate from their partners, and why they actually go to the bathroom together at a party.

The women revealed their funniest and dirtiest secrets in a candid Reddit thread, including why they go to the bathroom together at night and what they talk about.

The women revealed their funniest and dirtiest secrets in a candid Reddit thread, including why they go to the bathroom together at night and what they talk about.

“Sometimes when we urinate, we get more than one stream of urine, just like you,” shared one woman.

“That we, friends, discuss everything and everything with each other. So if you’re flirting with two friends at the same time, there’s a good chance they’re both laughing at your messages behind your back.

“The whole time you were talking to me I was bleeding through a tampon and didn’t follow your word because I’m wondering if I have another tampon in my bag,” joked a third.

“We hold our chests as we go down the stairs,” said another.

– Also when looking for things. I have no idea why, it just helps,” someone replied.

One woman’s comment that “our favorite bra doesn’t get washed that often” prompted hundreds of comments from others in agreement and a few puzzled men.

One woman's comment that

One woman’s comment that “our favorite bra doesn’t get washed that often” prompted hundreds of comments from others in agreement and a few puzzled men.

10 Secrets Girls Never Tell Guys

1. We remove hair not only on the legs, bikini and armpits

2. Our favorite bra doesn’t get washed as often.

3. We also like to play with our boobs.

4. Sometimes we are also very scared to talk to you.

5. Girlfriends discuss everything with each other

6. When you drive really fast, I don’t think it’s cool.

7. Your appearance is almost never an issue when we don’t want to go any further with you.

8. We don’t compliment you as much because we’re afraid you’ll think we’re sexually interested in you.

9. We know when you are watching

10. We never say how bad we think you guys are dressing.

“I’m definitely guilty of wearing a 3-5 day bra without realizing it,” one woman replied.

“OMG I’m so glad it’s not just me,” said another.

“I remember my friend told me about it and I just said, ‘Then why don’t you buy more of this model?’ So you could wash it more and use another one.” She said something like ‘You don’t understand’ and we laughed together,” one man wrote back.

“I made the mistake of trying to wash it while my wife was doing other things,” said another.

One woman said she never tells men “what was discussed in the bathroom.”

“This is the perfect place to talk about everything in the world,” replied another.

“Safety in numbers, friend to hold your purse, a private place to talk in case you see someone slip something into your friend’s drink, or you see her getting close to someone who, as you know, is a known scoundrel, etc., etc.”, the second opened.

“Honestly, most of the time it’s just more time to chat/catch up or talk about things you can’t talk about with the rest of the table,” said a third.

One Redditor said that women’s hair removal goes further than men think.

“We remove hair not only on the legs, bikini and armpits. It is different for all of us. Stomachs, sideburns, upper lip, chin, nose, nipples, breasts, feet, toes, hands. Pretty much everywhere men grow their hair… we got it. It’s always great when it’s just peach fluff. But not always! she said.

“We pluck our chin hair every day!” added another.

“When I wear my hair a certain way, it means I haven’t had a chance to wash it for a while,” said one woman.

“When I wear my hair a certain way, it means I haven’t had a chance to wash it for a while,” said one woman.

Hundreds more women have confessed to some of their deepest secrets, including one who admitted to hiding good chocolate in a tampon box in her closet so her partner would never find it.

“We don’t compliment you that much because we’re afraid you’ll think we’re sexually interested in you,” said another.

“When I wear my hair a certain way, it means I haven’t had a chance to wash it for a while,” someone muttered.

“Women love butts. Women are very fond of men’s buttocks. Women want men with nice asses,” said the third.

“Your looks are almost never an issue when we don’t want to go any further with you,” another girl said.

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