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As Russia launched an invasion and women fled the bombing raids with their children, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex say from their California mansion that they are “supporting the people of Ukraine.”
What a comfort for families huddled in terror in makeshift bunkers to know that this pampered couple feels their pain and is “against any violation of international and humanitarian law.” How Putin must be trembling in his boots!
Lord, this couple gave the word ridiculous hidden depths; they raised grandeur and pomp to a new form of art.
What is so depressingly predictable is their deceptive belief that we linger on each of their profound words.
They told us last August that the Taliban offensive in Afghanistan “broke their heart.” They felt “multilayered pain due to the situation”—indeed, they felt it so acutely that they “became speechless.”
What a comfort for families huddled in terror in makeshift bunkers to know that this pampered couple feels their pain and is “against any violation of international and humanitarian law.”
If only for once in their privileged lives they were truly speechless. But they certainly won’t, because they seek to “relieve the suffering of those we know and those we may never meet.”
This duet with tin ears is a laughingstock. And yet, today they will be honored by an American civil rights group, joining other recipients including Rihanna, Jay-Z and Serena Williams.
But while they jump on any bandwagon to brandish such caring powers, it seems outrageously heartless that we haven’t heard a word from them about the Queen’s decision to give Camilla the title of queen consort when Charles becomes king.
There was a time when Harry admired his stepmother. Now radio silence.
If only for once in their privileged lives they were truly speechless. But they certainly won’t, because they seek to “relieve the suffering of those we know and those we may never meet.” The Ukrainian military is pictured above in Kyiv next to the downed plane.
Maybe he’s just holding it all back so that his autobiography will be released during the Queen’s Jubilee celebrations.
Eventually, in his insane schedule, he finds time to complain to his London lawyers for shillings (which cost squillions) against anyone who dares offend his dignity and that of Mags.
In the meantime, the Queen continues to take on light duties despite having Covid.
How sad for Her Majesty that her soldier grandson Harry clearly did not inherit her selfless spirit and sense of duty.
Stop embarrassing fashion, thank you. Stylists scold us for having £200 worth of clothes in our wardrobe that we never wear. In my case, it’s more like £2,000 in a lot of closets – and the only reason I don’t wear them is because I can’t fit in them anymore!
Football in the slow lane
Shortly before this, UEFA announces that the Champions League final will not take place in St. Petersburg in May, as planned. The Russian Grand Prix was also canceled after former F1 world champion Sebastian Vettel and reigning champion Max Verstappen refused to race. If the same chorus of condemnation from the football players could have been heard over St. Petersburg – but perhaps they were too busy kneeling.
We will all miss you Helen
Peaky Blinders returns tomorrow night with a sixth and final episode without the gorgeous chain-smoking matriarch Polly Grey, menacingly played by Helen McCrory, who died last year.
While millions of her fans wonder how the show can go on without Polly, let’s still reflect on her husband Damien Lewis and their two children who unfortunately have to live without their beloved Helen.
Nicole Scherzinger, known for her long locks, posts a video on TikTok of her cutting them off for a short, wavy haircut. Or maybe she just took off her hair extensions.
Angry viewers of The One Show accused Mrs. Brown’s Boys star Brendan O’Carroll of racism for joking that black actor Tyler Perry, who played the crazy grandmother in the new film Madea Returns, might not get into his popular BBC TV show. Of course, the awakened warriors must be equally outraged that both men are playing old women – so insulting that both Tootsie and Mrs. Doubtfire burned in the fire of #womanface outrage.
Show End of the Piers for Amol
Asked by ITV if rumors were true that BBC correspondent Amol Rajan had been offered a tempting deal to replace Piers Morgan, they laughed and said the last thing they wanted was a politically correct metropolitan cretin wearing a fake diamond earring. The only person this rumor circulated about, they said, was Amol Nitrate (an ambitious nickname in Bib).
Immediately after Alec Baldwin accidentally shot Halina Hutchins on the set of the western Rust, he was photographed comforting her husband Matt and nine-year-old son Andros. Now Mr Hutchins says he’s appalled that Baldwin is playing the victim and furious that he refuses to take responsibility for the tragedy. Meanwhile, the star appears with her young children looking destitute and dirty. Oscar nomination for this role, Mr. Baldwin.
Camilla says her favorite book to read to her grandchildren is David Walliams’ Gangsta Granny, who is plotting to steal the crown jewels from the Tower of London. A strange choice, given that her diehard detractors, who accuse her of Charles’s divorce, believe that she belongs in the Tower.
The Prime Minister sent his inner Churchill in response to the invasion of Ukraine – stately with pompous speeches and led the EU on economic sanctions that were tragically not tough enough and did not save the Ukrainian people in time.
Unlike Churchill, the Western world chose not to fight the Russians either on Ukrainian beaches or in the streets. Unlike Churchill, in Ukraine’s darkest hour, the Free World surrendered.
After MP David Amess was stabbed to death in an operation, MPs promised new, kinder policies, but the bile and vitriol continued. Unfortunately, it took a semblance of civility for the invasion of Ukraine to finally land on the House of Commons.
Former SNP leader Alex Salmond has suspended “until further notice” – not resigned – his lucrative TV show on Russian state television channel RT. Too late for us not to see him as Putin’s money-hungry appeaser.
Zoe Batman boobs
As if the side chest wasn’t hideous enough, we now have the Batman chest that the new movie’s star Zoë Kravitz showed off on the red carpet for its launch.
As if the breasts on the side weren’t hideous enough, we now have Batman’s breasts, which the new movie’s star Zoë Kravitz showed off on the red carpet for its launch.
In addition to being just stupid, it also looks very painful.
Or maybe she just got dressed in a hurry and put the Catwoman mask upside down on her chest.
Does M&S appear to be tying itself in PC knots, concerned about the feelings of women unable to have children, or is it trying to appease those in the trans lobby who might find the word “mother” offensive?
Whatever the case, the email we loyal customers got asking us if we wanted to be reminded of Mother’s Day was absurd – not least because it managed to remind us of Mother’s Day anyway. mother.
A study has shown that dogs mourn when they lose a companion dog. Cats too.
When my red-haired furry Ted lost his best friend Rocky, who lived next door and was killed on the road, he was inconsolable, even refusing his Felix treats. Then, for several months, every day at twilight, Ted would come out and sit on the wall where he and Rocky used to meet, and mourn him plaintively.
Abba’s Bjorn is separating from his 41-year-old wife, Lena, after spending time with his first wife Agnetha while working on Voyage, the band’s first album in 40 years. It’s a case of first love rekindling, Woolez-Vous: “We’ve done it all before, and now we’re back to get some more, uh-huh.” We Abba fans can live in hope.