Jersey Shore: Chris Larangueira talks about troubled marriage to Angelina Pivarnik

Jersey Shore: Chris Larangueira talks about troubled marriage to Angelina Pivarnik

Chris Laranjeira opened up about his rocky marriage to Angelina Pivarnick Thursday on an episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

In the fifth season episode titled “Not So International Vacation”, Chris, 44, and Angelina, 35, have dinner with Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, 39, and his wife Lauren Pesce, 37, to discuss their marriage.

The couples cheered for a “date” and “happy and healthy marriages” before Chris and Angelina started fighting.

Marriage Talk: Chris Laranjeira opened up about his rocky marriage to Angelina Pivarnick Thursday on MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Marriage Talk: Chris Laranjeira opened up about his rocky marriage to Angelina Pivarnick Thursday on MTV’s Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Angelina complained that Chris was talking about wanting a home gym and asked out loud who would pay for it.

‘To me. I pay for everything. I pay more bills than you pay in this house,” Chris said.

“I pay more than you, and you earn 10 times more than me,” he added.

Angelina mentioned a financial deal and Chris said “I don’t care, I never say anything!”.

Home Gym: Angelina complained about Chris talking about wanting to have a home gym and wondered out loud who would pay for it.

Home Gym: Angelina complained about Chris talking about wanting to have a home gym and wondered out loud who would pay for it.

Chris complained that Angelina makes him look like a “bum”.

Mike asked if there were any important things that might not line up properly.

Angelina has said that she wants to be “groomed” and enjoys dating Chris.

Good question: Mike asked if there are any important things that might be misaligned.

Good question: Mike asked if there are any important things that might be misaligned.

“I want to be fucked,” admitted Angelina.

“She wants to be thrown against the wall and fucked like a rag doll,” Lauren said.

“Yeah,” Angelina agreed.

Sex talk:

Sex talk: “She wants to be thrown against the wall and fucked like a rag doll,” Lauren said.

Agreed:

Agreed: “Yeah,” Angelina agreed when Lauren said she wanted to have sex with Chris.

Mike suggested that a healthy sex life might encourage each of them to be better at their jobs.

“Basically, if I fuck him, will he mow the lawn?” Angelina asked.

“If you blow, I will mow!” Chris joked.

Good: “If you blow, I will mow!” Chris joked.

Good: “If you blow, I will mow!” Chris joked.

Chris then took on a serious tone, vowing to “explain everything”.

“Every Saturday night she does the following: “I go out with my friends.” And guess where I am, I’m home alone. I feel left out in everything,” Chris said.

“You are constantly yelling at me, commanding me. It’s also about 50/50 relationships, I feel like it’s 90/10,” he added.

Not counted:

Not counted: “Every Saturday night she does the following: ‘I’m going out with my friends.’ And guess where I am, I’m home alone. I feel left out in everything,” Chris said.

Mike advised Angelina to watch her tone so that Chris doesn’t feel like he’s being put down all the time.

Angelina admitted that she was hurt when Chris and his mother told her to buy their new house, “so if I ever want to kick you out, I can kick you out.”

“What the hell are we getting into? Going into the house with this in your head is not good, ”said Angelina.

In a confession, she added: “It’s like telling your wife: I know that in the future our marriage will not work.”

Feelings hurt: “It’s like telling your wife:“ I know that in the future our marriage will not work, ”said Angelina in confession.

Feelings hurt: “It’s like telling your wife:“ I know that in the future our marriage will not work, ”said Angelina in confession.

Chris said that he thought it was fair, as she was putting more money into the house financially.

Lauren and Mike said they needed to work on their communication skills and Chris said they were more helpful than any of the therapists he saw.

Chris joined Angelina on a group trip to the Florida Keys hosted by Mike to celebrate the end of probation.

Wise advice: Lauren and Mike said they needed to work on their communication skills, and Chris said they were more helpful than any of the therapists he saw.

Wise advice: Lauren and Mike said they needed to work on their communication skills, and Chris said they were more helpful than any of the therapists he saw.

Angelina and Chris during the trip said they had sex after a long drought.

“Now we are trying to sort things out. I have a lot to think about,” Angelina said as her deadline approached to decide whether she would seek a divorce.

The episode was filmed last year before Chris filed for divorce in January.

Deadline approaching: “Right now we're trying to sort things out.  I have a lot to think about,” Angelina said as her deadline approached to decide whether she would seek a divorce.

Deadline approaching: “Right now we’re trying to sort things out. I have a lot to think about,” Angelina said as her deadline approached to decide whether she would seek a divorce.

Zach Carpinello also hosted a surprise pledge ceremony during the episode to bring Jenny “JWoww” Farley’s children, Meilani and Grayson to his commitment.

This sweet gesture follows Zach’s proposal to JWoww in February 2021 on top of the Empire State Building.

Zach gave Meilani and Grayson each an infinity bracelet.

Pledge Ceremony: Zach Carpinello also hosted a surprise pledge ceremony during the episode to enlist Jenny

Pledge Ceremony: Zach Carpinello also hosted a surprise pledge ceremony during the episode to enlist Jenny “JWoww” Farley’s children, Meilani and Grayson, in his commitment.

Sweet Gesture: The sweet gesture followed Zach's proposal to JWoww in February 2021 on the top of the Empire State Building.

Sweet Gesture: The sweet gesture followed Zach’s proposal to JWoww in February 2021 on the top of the Empire State Building.

The episode also featured a rare altercation between 35-year-old Dina Cortese and Lauren during a late dinner.

Lauren said she was tired and worried about her baby Romeo getting up early.

“Lauren is as straightforward a person as I am. I’m a little more obscene. She is a little more bitchy, ”said Angelina in confession.

Rare fight: Lauren said she was tired and worried about her baby Romeo getting up early.

Rare fight: Lauren said she was tired and worried about her baby Romeo getting up early.

“Honestly, I didn’t know Lauren complained so much. I mean, I still love her. She just, you know, complains a lot, ”Dina said in confession.

Vinnie Guadagnino, 34, made fun of Mike’s speech about their friendship, angering Lauren.

“We need to deal with a fucking five-month-old baby, okay? Twenty-four hours a day, people, so it’s time for us to go to sleep, Lauren said.

Making fun of: Vinnie Guadagnino, 34, made fun of Mike's friendship speech, annoying Lauren

Making fun of: Vinnie Guadagnino, 34, made fun of Mike’s friendship speech, annoying Lauren

Constant Complaining: “Honestly, I didn’t know Lauren complained so much.  I mean, I still love her.  She just, you know, complains a lot, ”Dina said in confession.

Constant Complaining: “Honestly, I didn’t know Lauren complained so much. I mean, I still love her. She just, you know, complains a lot, ”Dina said in confession.

“You also have a child to go to,” she added, looking at Dina.

“I’m taking my time because I brought people to take care of him,” Dina said, referring to her mother.

“I didn’t like the way you said it,” she told Lauren.

Angelina then took the pressure off by inviting everyone to yell at her instead because she can handle it.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returns next week on MTV.

Good sport: Angelina then took the pressure off by inviting everyone to yell at her instead because she can handle it.

Good sport: Angelina then took the pressure off by inviting everyone to yell at her instead because she can handle it.

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